India

So there was these three guys on a train, national train. One was russian, one was chinese, and one was a desi.

The Russian guy sticks out his hand and says 'This is russia 'cuz its very cold!'

The Chinese guy sticks out his hand and says 'This mai friend is china, its got mild weather!'

Then the desi guy, very determined, sticks out his hand and says 'Oye this is my India!'

On asked how he knew he replied, 'Cuz my watch got stolen!'