Gorilla Bar

A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes up to him and asks him what he wants. "A scotch on the rocks, please." He then lays a ten-dollar bill on the bar.

The bartender takes the money and goes to fix the gorilla's drink. He thinks to himself, "Hey, this is a gorilla. He doesn't know about the prices of drinks," and takes fifteen cents back as change. He sets the drink and the money on the bar.

Another bartender asks the first bartender about the gorilla and he says, "Yeah, he's nice. Go talk to him."

The second bartender goes to the gorilla and strikes up a conversation. "Hey there. You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla responded, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I surely ain't coming back."